Business Time

I haven't made love to a woman since the Bush administration =/.

Words of Wisdom

Don't commit 'til you've seen 'em naked!

WHINE and Cheese

I was the first guest to make it to the party, which means I was the drunkest guest at the party (yeSSS). At last count I was at eleven glasses. I'm assuming I was an obnoxious asshole based on my actions at the party and the drunk calls and texts I made/sent to friends and family in the wee hours of the morning (sorry, guys). I was sad that I never made it to my friend's birthday, though I did try.

The reason I drank so much was simple. I've found that I just can't function when Cal loses--especially to Stanfurd. It's like my world just ends and nothing's right. This is going to sound really lame, but I was telling my friend last night that I would much rather have my heart broken by a girl that I have strong feelings for than see Cal lose to f*ckin' Stanfurd. She laughed, ran her soft hands through my tossled hair and we proceeded to make out (totally kidding ;P). I just never feel "right" when the Bears lose and never am I more angry. Countless times I've taken out my anger on family, friends, and loved ones. Perhaps this opens a door to a new year's resolution, I don't know...

Who?!

Inspiring words from the great, Dan Ang.

FYI

There's no room for negative energy here. Take your show on the road.

Balance

I've been observing my interactions with people in my personal life quite a bit lately. I've noticed I'm usually on extreme ends of one of two things: being either really nice to individuals or really blunt/mean. This is something I need to work on. There are some problems associated. Being nice requires patience. Being mean oftentimes does not. I've found it's much easier to be nice than it is to be mean. The problem is, when you're nice, some people take advantage of that or take it the wrong way.

I just felt I had to vomit this out in blog form. As the great 2Pac once said, "Fuck all ya'll!"

When It Rains It Pours

Things have been pretty crappy lately. So bad that I'm now eating unwashed, unpeeled organic carrots. =(

Time For Me To Grow Up

It's tough to be positive all the time when working in education or any form of government when the economy is bad and we're in a budget crisis. Fortunately, there are some positives. Our numbers are increasing significantly for the upcoming semester. Today, a huge (almost life-sized...well, not quite) map of our general service area was released along with all kinds of information regarding demographics and such. After explaining the corresponding data, my boss said, "Things are looking good. We're penetrating really well."

That's where I lost it.

I Thought It Would Never End

It's over. After 5 solid months together, we're through. My partnership with my shampoo lasted longer than some relationships friends I know have had with actual people.

When you buy bulk items from places like Costco, you think you'll never ever run out. Well, I have news for you--it happens. Thankfully I still have my conditioner.

The New That's What She Said?

Have it your way. Thank you, Burger King!