Trouble Sleeping

I tried to take my mind off of it by doing the podcast. Couldn't. Talked to a sad friend about her getting over a break up but I didn't hear a word she said (sorry). Budget cuts, layoffs, and tuition increases are the last thing on my mind. My personal life (or lack there of)--barely a blip on the radar. My faith in people and this world is dwindling. It's sad. Knowing I have a wonderful family, friends who care and God in my life keeps me grounded. A lot of the words I typed early in this blog were out of anger--me thinking out loud. How selfish of me. Off for drive.

RIP. Here's to a better times.

My Grown Up Christmas List

Of course, world peace and an end to the economic crisis are atop my list. Instead of having my family and loved ones guess what I want and go back and forth via E-mail, text, and phone, I thought I'd make a cheat sheet (insert Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" here):

-J. Lindeberg polos and sweaters
-Rock Band for PS3 (The Beatles)
-Navy Blue Pea Coat (I'm a fan of the authentic Navy blue over black or charcoal--Size 38)
-Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 on PS3 (don't think of this as me advocating for domestic violence or Stanfurd)
-Karaoke Revolution on PS3
-Blu-Rays of my favorite movies and TV shows (Raging Bull, Ocean's Eleven, and Young Guns are the only ones I own)
-HD camcorder (for the love of the Podcast)
-Team Taylor (Swift, not Lawrence) long sleeve baseball t-shirt (Large)
-Anything North Face
-Original Penguin clothing
-Anything Bay Area sports related--Cal, Giants, Niners, Warriors, and Sharks (I have never been to a Sharks game)
-Slingcatcher

BOOM! There's a list you can work with. They're in no particular order and please note that I do not expect most (or anything) from the list. Happy Holidays!

This One Goes Out To YOU

I Wanna Be Bob Dylan

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between does what he wants to do."
-Bob Dylan

I need to work on that in between time. Me first from here on out.

You People Don't Know What It's Like To Be Great

There's a lot of buzz out there about Obama winning the Nobel Prize. Folks are tweeting and updating their Facebooks saying that it's premature and that he doesn't deserve it. I've read the blogs of a few idiots out there criticizing the decision. To be quite frank: WHO THE FUCK WOULD YOU RATHER GIVE IT TO?! If Barack Obama isn't worthy of the damn Nobel Prize, NO ONE IS.

YOU BASTARDS!!!

My Murtaugh List

1.Having a faux hawk.
2.Getting Happy Meals at McDonald's.
3.Wearing jerseys in public.
4.Chatting on AIM.
5.Driving chicks to the airport.
6.Drinking Jägermeister.
7.Playing flip cup/beer pong/king's cup.
8.Dating college girls.
9.Dating cougars.

and last but not least...

10.Wearing clothes from Old Navy and Anchor Blue.

After all, "I'm too old for this shit!" Thank you, HIMYM.

The Closer

While engaging in tomfoolery with Em and Mike at Candlestick Friday, somehow the subject of sports anthems came up. I asked, if you were a big league closer, what song would you come out to? Em of course thought that "Hate Me Now" was the way to go since Huston Street made that his selection when he was with her beloved A's. Sadly, the best Mike could come up with was "I Gotta Feeling" by BEP. I at the time was thinking "Back in Black" by ACDC only because I thought it was sheer genius when Trevor Hoffman walked into "Hells Bells" (mind you I'm a die hard Giants fan--Padres suck...this is all about the music).

Upon thinking about it, I've changed my mind. ACDC is great and badass and manly but it's also cliche in terms of sports anthems. "Thunderstruck", "Highway to Hell", "Shook Me All Night Long"--it's all been done. That's not for me. If I wanted to get pumped to throw heaters past the meat of the opposing team's order, I'd need a song to get me fired up each and every time. What better than a little Danzig to shut 'em down?!

Parched

I hate leaving my Kleen Kanteen at home.

YOU Got Lucky

Tom Petty - You Got Lucky
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No Hitter

Seeing Jonathan Sanchez throw a no-hitter was the most exciting thing I've seen live and in person at AT&T Park since Barry Bonds broke the all-time career home run record (I say this with all due respect to Icer Air 2007). The thing about watching Barry hit his home run is that we all knew it was going to happen. With no-hitters, you never know until that last out is recorded. Of all the starting pitchers in the Giants rotation, next to Zito, Sanchez would be the last guy you'd expect to throw a no-no. It was an amazing experience. I flaked out on some good friends that night to be at the game and I hate to say it, but it was well worth it.

Here are the thoughts that ran through my head immediately following that moment in history:

The good news: I just witnessed a no-hitter live and in person!

The bad: "I Gotta Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas will be stuck in my head for the rest of my life.

A Lesson Learned

Never share passwords with anyone. ANYONE!!!

You Bastard!

Based on a true story (taken from ______'s journal):

August 3, 2006

Something horrible and amazing just happened to me at the grocery store today. I was standing in line only to find that the checker was a girl I used to mess around with in college. Let's just say that things didn't end well...mainly because I stopped calling her after the fifth time we had sex (she was really bad) . I had a good reason--I fell in love with the woman of my dreams and now we're happily married with two beautiful kids. I have a great life. Anyway, we made awkward eye contact and it was too late for me to change lines. Plus, I would've looked like an even bigger dick if I left.

The "amazing" news, you ask? The woman ahead of me in line (totally hot by the way) was breastfeeding her daughter. What an experience!

Ciao!

Moral of the story: NEVER, EVER keep a journal or blog, electronic or otherwise that talks about things that are that personal (sexually incriminating). It will only get you in trouble and all your friends will laugh at you. Getting divorced is rough...sorry, buddy!

Let's Play...

Is it un-American? Is it un-American to cheer for Federer and not Roddick?

I Concur

I must admit, I totally agree with Gary and Tony. I watch Jon & Kate Plus 8 so I can feel better about myself. Those two are redonk. Poor kids...

You Bastard

How dare you censor my blog! The only reason I complied is because of your love for petite women...

On Fire Right Now

onfirerightnow.blogspot.com

Hard To Tell

What's a more unhealthy obsession: Justin's love for apple or Ian's love for the Lakers?

Blows My Mind

It's 2009 and there are a  number of places in the US where new Honda Civics cost more than homes do. 

Sick To My Stomach

It has hit hit home.

Just A Friend

There are so many great life lessons to be learned from pop music. Here's a song for my buddy:

Good Knowledge

Unhappy couples tend to stay together in tough economic times (you know what I'm talking about). It's not my style to rip.

I'm Not Surprised, California

Why?

-California voters chose to get rid of affirmative action
-they elected Arnold (good one)
-voted against a fee-decrease at California Community Colleges (looks like those fees are going up now)
-selected Hillary in the primary
-shot down same sex marriage
-now have decided to vote against public service and education when their support was needed most

Give yourselves a pat on the back!

This Is Not A Joke

The California state budget is in bad shape. I personally don't agree with all of the new propositions but want to make it clear that they're not just some b-s threats from Arnold and the democratic legislature. Opponents say that the propositions will not "fix" the state's budget--it was never intended to cure anything. Our state is on life support. Services for everyday people will be lost. Police officers, firefighters, and educators WILL lose their jobs either way the propositions go. It comes down to damage control. No one has come up with an alternative to solve California's budget crisis. Most days I'm an idealist but a wise woman once taught me the art of compromise.

Take the high road.

It's Been Too Long

Are nipple rings a common thing now among women?

Can't We All Just Get Along

Thank you, Rodney King. It's sad for me to see friends who go way back at odds like this. Work it out, people. You're adults, not children. The drama and shit talking has gone too far. Grow up!!!

I Keep Forgettin'

It's been about a year...

Used To Be My Girl

I love the original O'Jays version so much--it actually makes me think about the great Nicole Mendoza. Here's a different take on the classic from Nick and Joe...I mean Hall and Oates:

Yet Another Reason To Cheer On The Rockets

To quote the great Gary Radnich: "Who does that?! Who has time!" Proposing at sporting events is ALWAYS a bad decision.

I Love You Guys But...

"Don't Ask Me No Questions" by Lynyrd Skynyrd--before they had music videos. Do we have music videos today? I haven't seen one on MTV since 2005. This explains the video quality (or lack thereof). They're just a fantastic band! I hope you got the moral of the story.

Turning A New Leaf

Why drink when you could suck earlobes and caress thighs?

I'm In A Hurry

Can you relate?

It's Just A Bit

My goal today is to share more items on Google Reader than JR.

What's The Point?!

I place turkey burgers in the same category as non de-caffeinated coffee and non-alcoholic beer: WHAT'S THE POINT?!

Only God Knows Why

Kid Rock is an INTERESTING guy...that's all I have to say about that. I heard this song today and it reminded me of my first year in the dorms at Cal. Those were INTERESTING times in my life. I look look at myself then vs. now and just see such a different guy. Back then I had a chip on my shoulder. Maybe I've gotten soft. If I'm soft, fuck it. I've never been happier. I have great people in my life and do what I love for a living. What more could you ask for? Money? Fancy cars? Hot women? Designer clothes?

FUCK THAT SHIT. I'm not going to be someone that I'm not. I just want to keep it simple...

Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why
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Flirts

It's fun to watch people flirt with each other through their gchat or aim status messages--so amusing.

You Don't Know How It Feels

This pretty much describes today:

The Pickup Artist

I've been driving my pickup for the last couple of weeks since Camille's ride is in the shop. Even though gas mileage is killer and it's a pain to park and navigate tight city streets, the positives outweigh the negatives. Trust me, driving a sweet truck has its perks. Watch and learn:

Still The Same

Funky Expedition

A middle school classic. In high school and early in college, my best friend's family owned a big, black Ford Expedition. On weekends, we'd take it out on the town and bump this at full blast:



It seems like there was less to worry about back then. Good times.

70's Elvis

That's how I look and feel right now. I haven't been working out. I haven't been eating right and I'm surrounded by people who love drinking more than Jimmy McNulty. What's a guy to do?

Serial Monogamists Make Me Sick

I'm not necessarily against monogamy, but I am anti-serial monogamists. What are serial monogamists? These are people who can't be single, that always have to have a partner yet insist on one partner at a time. How can you enjoy life living like that?! I guess if I were to have a pet peeve (thank you, Mike Pelayo), this would be it.

Truth

Lots of attractive people choose to have ugly partners. It makes them look better.

Have You Heard The Good News?

I've been sober a week!!!

You Make My Dreams Come True

I can't wait 'til the 80's prom in May...they better play H&O!!!

I Love You, Bro Montana

FINALLY was able to watch I Love You, Man last weekend. It was as awesome as I thought it would be. I loved the film for many reason but it doesn't hurt that Jason Segel looks just like my best friend and that they did a tribute to Rush. Canadian bands don't nearly get the respect they deserve like American and British groups. C'mon, "Limelight", "Tom Sawyer", "Working Man"; those are anthems to live by, people. Enjoy:

Who Raised You?!

Did your mother not breastfeed you as a baby?

God Bless Chris Ting

I'm not ready to put him up there with Gandhi, Cesar Chavez, or Martin Luther King Jr...but, damn. Greatness is rare, people. Appreciate it!!!

Freak Me

Bust It, Baby

Much like my first time, my bracket has busted prematurely.

Bullitt and Google Maps

Tweet

I hate to break it to you, but women don't care that you have a Twitter. They're into you because you have HBO!

To Our Health...

Lately I've been asking myself: What's keeping me from being the healthiest person I can be? A number of things come to mind. My biggest issue is my appetite for destruction (not the GNR album). When it comes to eating food, I'd say I'm somewhere between Joey Chestnut and Rusty Ryan. In my path to wellness, portion control will be atop my list of challenges. Believe it or not, I don't always make the best decisions in terms of what I consume either (I doubt Michael Phelps is downing hot links and maple glazed donuts...well, maybe after a "session" he is).

Another factor that comes into play is alcohol. In the words of the great, Jamie Foxx....nevermind. Drinking responsibly in moderation is totally fine--it's something I really should do more often. But honestly, if you're serious about fitness, you know that the consumption of alcohol can slow down your progress and defeat the purpose of your efforts in spin class or in the weight room. Have you ever done Bikram Yoga hungover? Not fun.

To save this post from being totally negative, I am happy that I'm able to make time for fitness about four to five days a week. I'm also really blessed to have health conscious friends that share my love for excercise. You won't turn into an Adonis or Jillian Michaels overnight. Hell, maybe that's not even your goal. Being healthy is about balance and moderation. For me I want to be realistic and keep it simple:

Eat right. Excercise. Sleep at least eight hours a day (as opposed to getting down all night...thank you, KC and the Sunshine Band).

Which reminds me...why am I still up? Cheers (it's hard to communicate via blog that I'm raising a protein shake right now). Anyhoot, see you at strip aerobics!!!

WBC

Not a lot of folks are too excited about the World Baseball Classic. I LOVE watching baseball. It's probably the sport I enjoy watching the most and definitely the game I'm most familiar with. Personally, I think the WBC is pretty exciting. Take last weekend's game between the US and our neighbor to the north. That was legendary!!! It's exciting, competitive baseball in March for crying out loud. On top of that, I'm a big fan of international competition along with the spirit and patriotism associated with such events. Of course I'm rooting for the US of A but it's neat to see teams like the Netherlands beat powerhouses like the Dominican Republic.

If you haven't watched yet, I encourage you to give it a shot. You WILL NOT regret it.

As the Great Bob Seger Once Said...

"You're still the same."

I Love the Sound of My Own Voice

1 minute ago: who cares?!

1 hour ago: who cares?!

1 day ago: who cares?!

1 year ago: who cares?!

25 Things About Me

1. Nobody cares!
2. Nobody cares!
3. Nobody cares!
4. Nobody cares!
5. Nobody cares!
6. Nobody cares!
7. Nobody cares!
8 .Nobody cares!
9. Nobody cares!
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11. Nobody cares!
12. Nobody cares!
13. Nobody cares!
14. Nobody cares!
15. Nobody cares!
16. Nobody cares!
17. Nobody cares!
18. Nobody cares!
19. Nobody cares!
20. Nobody cares!
21. Nobody cares!
22. Nobody cares!
23. Nobody cares!
24. Nobody cares!
25. Nobody cares!!!

GP

My neighborhood was featured on HGTV tonight--side by side with traditionally posh powerhouses such as Pac Heights and the Castro. On one hand, I'm sad that the city's best kept secret is getting exposed. On the other hand, I'm happy it's getting the respect it deserves. GP's got character: great food, schools, excellent access to public transportation, parks, shops, and plenty of parking. It's diverse. It's safe. It's awesome. Sure we've got hipsters and yuppies but what neighborhood doesn't?! Much like the Mission or Russian Hill and the Richmond--Glen Park IS San Francisco.

To the ignorant critics, here are some words from the great, Rick Ross:

"Who gives a f*ck what a hater got to say?!"

New Attitude

Do it now, apologize later.

Business Time

I haven't made love to a woman since the Bush administration =/.

Words of Wisdom

Don't commit 'til you've seen 'em naked!

WHINE and Cheese

I was the first guest to make it to the party, which means I was the drunkest guest at the party (yeSSS). At last count I was at eleven glasses. I'm assuming I was an obnoxious asshole based on my actions at the party and the drunk calls and texts I made/sent to friends and family in the wee hours of the morning (sorry, guys). I was sad that I never made it to my friend's birthday, though I did try.

The reason I drank so much was simple. I've found that I just can't function when Cal loses--especially to Stanfurd. It's like my world just ends and nothing's right. This is going to sound really lame, but I was telling my friend last night that I would much rather have my heart broken by a girl that I have strong feelings for than see Cal lose to f*ckin' Stanfurd. She laughed, ran her soft hands through my tossled hair and we proceeded to make out (totally kidding ;P). I just never feel "right" when the Bears lose and never am I more angry. Countless times I've taken out my anger on family, friends, and loved ones. Perhaps this opens a door to a new year's resolution, I don't know...

Who?!

Inspiring words from the great, Dan Ang.

FYI

There's no room for negative energy here. Take your show on the road.

Balance

I've been observing my interactions with people in my personal life quite a bit lately. I've noticed I'm usually on extreme ends of one of two things: being either really nice to individuals or really blunt/mean. This is something I need to work on. There are some problems associated. Being nice requires patience. Being mean oftentimes does not. I've found it's much easier to be nice than it is to be mean. The problem is, when you're nice, some people take advantage of that or take it the wrong way.

I just felt I had to vomit this out in blog form. As the great 2Pac once said, "Fuck all ya'll!"

When It Rains It Pours

Things have been pretty crappy lately. So bad that I'm now eating unwashed, unpeeled organic carrots. =(

Time For Me To Grow Up

It's tough to be positive all the time when working in education or any form of government when the economy is bad and we're in a budget crisis. Fortunately, there are some positives. Our numbers are increasing significantly for the upcoming semester. Today, a huge (almost life-sized...well, not quite) map of our general service area was released along with all kinds of information regarding demographics and such. After explaining the corresponding data, my boss said, "Things are looking good. We're penetrating really well."

That's where I lost it.

I Thought It Would Never End

It's over. After 5 solid months together, we're through. My partnership with my shampoo lasted longer than some relationships friends I know have had with actual people.

When you buy bulk items from places like Costco, you think you'll never ever run out. Well, I have news for you--it happens. Thankfully I still have my conditioner.

The New That's What She Said?

Have it your way. Thank you, Burger King!