Thursday, April 30, 2009

I'm In A Hurry



Can you relate?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

It's Just A Bit

My goal today is to share more items on Google Reader than JR.

Monday, April 27, 2009

What's The Point?!

I place turkey burgers in the same category as non de-caffeinated coffee and non-alcoholic beer: WHAT'S THE POINT?!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Only God Knows Why

Kid Rock is an INTERESTING guy...that's all I have to say about that. I heard this song today and it reminded me of my first year in the dorms at Cal. Those were INTERESTING times in my life. I look look at myself then vs. now and just see such a different guy. Back then I had a chip on my shoulder. Maybe I've gotten soft. If I'm soft, fuck it. I've never been happier. I have great people in my life and do what I love for a living. What more could you ask for? Money? Fancy cars? Hot women? Designer clothes?

FUCK THAT SHIT. I'm not going to be someone that I'm not. I just want to keep it simple...


Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Flirts

It's fun to watch people flirt with each other through their gchat or aim status messages--so amusing.

Monday, April 20, 2009

You Don't Know How It Feels

This pretty much describes today:

The Pickup Artist

I've been driving my pickup for the last couple of weeks since Camille's ride is in the shop. Even though gas mileage is killer and it's a pain to park and navigate tight city streets, the positives outweigh the negatives. Trust me, driving a sweet truck has its perks. Watch and learn:

Still The Same

Friday, April 17, 2009

Funky Expedition

A middle school classic. In high school and early in college, my best friend's family owned a big, black Ford Expedition. On weekends, we'd take it out on the town and bump this at full blast:



It seems like there was less to worry about back then. Good times.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

70's Elvis

That's how I look and feel right now. I haven't been working out. I haven't been eating right and I'm surrounded by people who love drinking more than Jimmy McNulty. What's a guy to do?

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Serial Monogamists Make Me Sick

I'm not necessarily against monogamy, but I am anti-serial monogamists. What are serial monogamists? These are people who can't be single, that always have to have a partner yet insist on one partner at a time. How can you enjoy life living like that?! I guess if I were to have a pet peeve (thank you, Mike Pelayo), this would be it.

Truth

Lots of attractive people choose to have ugly partners. It makes them look better.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Have You Heard The Good News?

I've been sober a week!!!

Friday, April 10, 2009

You Make My Dreams Come True



I can't wait 'til the 80's prom in May...they better play H&O!!!

Monday, April 6, 2009

I Love You, Bro Montana

FINALLY was able to watch I Love You, Man last weekend. It was as awesome as I thought it would be. I loved the film for many reason but it doesn't hurt that Jason Segel looks just like my best friend and that they did a tribute to Rush. Canadian bands don't nearly get the respect they deserve like American and British groups. C'mon, "Limelight", "Tom Sawyer", "Working Man"; those are anthems to live by, people. Enjoy:


Thursday, April 2, 2009

Who Raised You?!

Did your mother not breastfeed you as a baby?