Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Commercials for Stoners

I've been watching a lot of TV lately. Part of it is homework for the writing class, but mostly I just don't feel like thinking when I get home from work or pilates class.

With TV comes commercials. I hate how commercials make things look better than they really are. There are tons of examples of this, but right now, the one that comes to mind is the DiGiorno/Toll House cookie campaign.

What the fuck?!

These commercials are targeting one group and one group only--stoners. There really is no logical reason to package the two together. I've never thought: Damn, I'm really craving a pizza right now. While I'm at it, I think I'm gonna get some chocolate chip cookies too...except for when I was high.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

In A Perfect World

Recently, a close friend asked me, “What’s your dream job?” I responded by saying, I don’t think my dream job exists.

If I could do anything I wanted for a living, it wouldn't pay a shit ton nor would it be anything that would change the world. It would be all about peace of mind. Selfish, I know.

I’d spend all day watching movies, cooking and working out. What a life that would be. #retirement

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Little Voice

Maybe it's the pain meds, but for some reason I kept hearing a little voice inside my head say, "Be a good guy. Do the right thing."

Deep down, I think that's what I want to be.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Sidelined

An old injury is back (no pun intended) to haunt me. My doctor said I should take it easy for a couple of weeks aside from stretching and taking Motrin.

In the past, I'd totally take his advice to heart. The thing is, I've been doing a lot of yoga lately and one thing it has taught me is that we can do so much more than we think. I've been in a lot of pain over the last week or so and things haven't gotten much better.

At lunch today my co-workers were off to have their usual unhealthy meal at a local (and expensive) burger joint. They're really sweet. They always invite out me knowing I'll say no. I was on a mission and ready to mix things up, so I said: Fuck it! I'm going to pump some iron.

Best. Move. EVER! The truth is, physically I didn't feel any better or worst by doing the workout. Of course I got some stress and tension out which is always nice, but the magical part of this story happened before I even got to warming up.

I ran into a friend who I haven't hung out with for a while. We got to talking and before you knew it we kind of plans for a day date (see Just Friends). We'll see if this actually happens or not.

Anyhoot, I'm not gonna lie and say this chick is smokin' hot. She's not, but then again, neither am I with this haircut. She's also kind of flaky, weird and has issues. The funny thing is, when we hang out, I have a blast and all those "negatives" don't even matter. Her sense of humor elevates her from being what most consider to be a 7.5 to almost a 9. The good times I have, even just being friends with this chick really make my day. She's a cool cat and that 15 minute conversation was one I wished lasted hours. Sadly, I had had to get back to my workout and something even worse: my job. Still, that 15 minutes helped me get through the day.

What if I just took my doctor's advice and took it easy? I would have never written this post and I probably wouldn't be in such a good mood.




Bored

I get tired of things easily. My job. My car. People.

Is something wrong with me? Maybe.

I just want to feel excited. I've been bored for a long time.