Being Unproductive

Is awesome! I had the day off today following one of the greatest nights of my life. There were a lot of things that I wanted to do but never got around to them. Oh well. Watching hot women go in and out of the BART station all day from my top floor apartment while watching Archer and Major League 3: Back to the Minors wasn't the worst thing in the world.

Good times.

Birthday Sex

2009 was the worst birthday I ever had in my life (long story). Thankfully, 2010 was one of the best of all time. Thanks so much to my best friends and family for making it awesome. And thanks a million to the Giants and Cal Bears too!

Anne Hathaway

Here's to you, Anne Hathaway. Friends always ask me, "What kind of girl do you want to settle down with?" I always, without hesitation say: Someone like Anne Hathaway. What do I mean by this? Let me start by saying that Anne Hathaway is hot. Physical attraction is huge in relationships, right? There may be Jessica Albas and Megan Foxes out there, but If there's an Anne Hathaway movie on TV, I have to watch it. I can't fully explain what draws me to her physically. Anyhoot, if you had a bunch of lesbians and straight guys name their top 5 hottest celebrities, I doubt you'd find her on many lists. Well, you'd find her on my list.

Why? Lost of reasons! First off, in her movies, she's always funny, sexy AND cute. That's a plus. In the real world, I'll take cute as hell over hot every time. Sure, cute girls are generally more attainable than super hot girls. But that's not my reasoning (remember, I think Anne Hathaway is really hot). I guess I like rooting for the underdog. Those who are off peoples radar. Instead of getting on my knees for the aforementioned Fox or Alba, I'm giving love to Anne Hathaway. She's fabulous, yet under-appreciated (in my circle of friends at least). I guess there's something attractive to me about a woman who is great, but undervalued. You see, there's not much you can say to the snobby, hot chick to make her feel special. I'd much rather be with an Anne Hathaway type and remind her everyday that not only is she in the top 5, she's #1.

Shit-Ton

Many of you know, "Eastbound and Down" is one of my favorite shows. As a result, I find myself using the term "shit-ton" multiple times a day. Will this catch on with the masses like "douchebag" did? Only time will tell, my friends. Only time will tell.

I Want A Divorce

I love my friends and family. They're wonderful. I only wish I had more time to spend with them. Sadly, outside of work, I don't have much of a life. The little time I do have is mainly spent having dinner at my parents house once or twice a week if I'm lucky.

Over the the last several months I've talked about the dream of leaving the Bay Area for New York or LA just to experience something different. The thing about making a big change is that it should be done for the right reasons. I guess I have a confession to make. My lack of life outside of work has made me grown to resent my job over the last year or so. I've made work a top priority over the people who are most important to me. Everyone says a 9 to 5 is hell yet I'd kill for one.

I've always believed that you can't worry about or change the past. The beautiful thing about the future is the promise for hope and even more important than that, the chance to change your ways.