Played Out

The great Owen once taught us that "that's what she said" is completely over-used.  In that same spirit, B-Wan has been complaining over the last several days about how "douchebag" is getting way too mainstream.  Her solution--"asshat." While I think "douchebag" is more played out than MySpace, I don't feel that "asshat" is as catchy or strong as "douchebag".  

So here's my pitch:

When you find yourself wanting to say or call someone a "douchebag" over the next week or so, refrain.  Instead, try my suggestion: TOOL.  Short, sweet, and funny. 

Let me know how that treats you...