You Beezy

My therapist seems to think it's unhealthy that I get more pleasure from my Sonicare toothbrush and John Varvatos jeans than my last three relationships combined. I think it's unhealthy that my therapist is a 37 year old, unmarried woman that wears braces. "Hi, I have a PhD, owe thousands in student loans, rent a 450 sq. ft. apartment in Emeryville and haven't gotten laid since I was an undergrad at Northwestern."