Anne Hathaway

Here's to you, Anne Hathaway. Friends always ask me, "What kind of girl do you want to settle down with?" I always, without hesitation say: Someone like Anne Hathaway. What do I mean by this? Let me start by saying that Anne Hathaway is hot. Physical attraction is huge in relationships, right? There may be Jessica Albas and Megan Foxes out there, but If there's an Anne Hathaway movie on TV, I have to watch it. I can't fully explain what draws me to her physically. Anyhoot, if you had a bunch of lesbians and straight guys name their top 5 hottest celebrities, I doubt you'd find her on many lists. Well, you'd find her on my list.

Why? Lost of reasons! First off, in her movies, she's always funny, sexy AND cute. That's a plus. In the real world, I'll take cute as hell over hot every time. Sure, cute girls are generally more attainable than super hot girls. But that's not my reasoning (remember, I think Anne Hathaway is really hot). I guess I like rooting for the underdog. Those who are off peoples radar. Instead of getting on my knees for the aforementioned Fox or Alba, I'm giving love to Anne Hathaway. She's fabulous, yet under-appreciated (in my circle of friends at least). I guess there's something attractive to me about a woman who is great, but undervalued. You see, there's not much you can say to the snobby, hot chick to make her feel special. I'd much rather be with an Anne Hathaway type and remind her everyday that not only is she in the top 5, she's #1.