Honesty

I almost fucking blew up today. We all have pet peeves. In this post, I'll be completely transparent about a couple of mine.

The first is when motherfuckers say things like: "I don't want to be with someone that's hot I'd rather be with somebody that's cute." Bull-fucking-shit, man! Personality is huge. We all know this. I just can't fucking stand it when people say, they'd date the cute person over the hot person even if the hypothetical personality playing field was even. Next time, think about the question and be honest with yourself. Throw your insecurities out the window. Stop thinking that the hot person is more likely to cheat. Sure, the hot person is more likely to get hit on. They're fuckin' hot, motherfucker. That's why you hypothetically hit on them, right? Use fucking logic!would you still take the cute chick?

Here's another scenario where two of my pet hates came pouring down at one time:

I was having brunch with a couple friends last week and I was snapping photos on my iPhone. As I was shooting, one friend proceeded to cover her face and piss and moan about how she hates the way she looks in pictures and how she has a lot of insecurities. "I look ugly", she said. In my head I thought, "This is true." She did look pretty toe up, but that's beside the point. It's just a fucking picture. You are who you are. Get over yourself. Better yet, embrace yourself. Then I thought to myself, get therapy and remembered, shit--she IS in therapy. I felt like an asshole for a literally a second or two and got over it. Man, I got into the wrong line of work. If I was a therapist, I could be making a fortune right now thanks to folks like my dear friend.

This was a pretty mean post. I don't deny that. I'm an asshole, but it had to be said. Someone had to tell the fucking truth.