Balls

You don't have to be a male to have 'em. It's courage. Fortitude. Lately, I haven't shown much of it. I am a little buzzed right now after having to deal with some personal stuff on top of a long day at work. All I have to say is, just tell it how it is. Be a straight shooter. Grab life by the nuts and let the chips fall where they may. That was like 30 cliches in one paragraph, but fuck it. It's the only way to live. And you'll be able to sleep at night.